Si SuGaya yaNg keLapaRaN

kat sini,ade cite yg teramat la besh nye ye...

Sugaya mencari makan..hahahah

lawak abesh...

apabile da halfday haram...make terjadik la pekare2 yg lagi haram..hahahha..

mule2 membancuh tepong..then myk smpai hangus di kejekan sugaya...hahahah..lawakk abesh..dok menjerit 1 perkataan yg suci  "PANTAT" .. hahhaha..apeke..masak un bule wat aktvty nerake ke?huhuhu..

erm then apabile di sedari tepong yg di bancuh terlebih aer..make di campur nye pule tepung jagung..hahahha..

di sini ingin sy mengatekan bahawe,wat cucur memg kene letak tepung jagung ye kawan2

(tgk ke dade n mate ke atas)

hahahahah

erm pas uh nta ape yg di tumbuk nye pule smbil menjerit2..

""weyh,cili api mane"

lalu si PA nerake un menjawab 

"dalam suwo ko"

lalu sugaya membalas 

"mane?xde un"

pencarott ..
hahaahaahaahaaa

hahahhahahhaha..due2 ngok..sy hanye mendengar ye...x terlibat langsong..huhuhu...

erm then sy telah melihat 1 kejadian aneh di depan mate sy dimane,PA nerake (charm) masak aer kat tengah halaman rumah...akakakakkaka....

erm ukeyh yer kawan2..

mboh la sy tunjuk kan mane la si sugaya yang kelaparan n PA nerake dye yg asek curik makan...

hahahahhahahaha...

neh la mereke




setelah aer yg dimasak oleh charm selesai menamatkan proses pendidihan..make,dowg un bercadang nk wat aer yg diname kan sebagai ..
"air sial"


x tawu lah ..
-aer uh yg sial
-pencadang uh yg sial
-ade yg nk tambah sial sbgai haiwan ternakan


haahhahahah..kesimpulan nye di sini ye kawan2...
~sial uh x salah , yg salah ade lah owg yg anggap sial uh salah...sabow jelah !~


huhuhuhuhuhuhu...


erm mari ler kite tgk,aer sial n cucur pantat yg telah siap di hidangkan ...
hahahahhahahah
(YA ALLAH , ampunkan la dose hmbe2 mu)

neh la hidangan yg x berdose uh 






k laaa .. smpaii ciny je ye penonton sekalian ... hahahhhahahahha...

~ saLLy reMoZ ~

geNg reMpiT peRgi mEng0kaK !

assalamualaikum .. 

hahahhaa .. 

kepade betine palat - egat aQ x gety tulesh blog ke ? wekk!!

kepade kawan2 - jom kite sindir menyindir ! huhu ..

erm kat sini lah kan .. saye dak chumell nk cakap n nk g tawu kat shume owg pasal geng yg sy ade skrunk neh..hope geng neh kekal lah yer smpaii biler2..xmo la jadik cm kawan2 baek kowg yg lepas2 uh ... kite shume kawan gan dowg2 mase dulu memg ntk dijadikan musuh .. (tgn ke dade n mate ke atas)

hahhahahaha

erm tanggal 25hb Disember 2010 , bermule la dak2 uma neh shume alek ntk prctical .. huhuhu ..mase mule2 uh memg x bape nk kenal...espcially aq la an..sbb aq hanye follow kakak kesayangan zeff uh ..(asooh)..

wkwkwkwk~~

then,erm.....aq nk cite pasal sape dulu ekk???kang ade yg terase ulak...xpe2..kite cite pasal dak yg paling manyak masalah dulu...hahahahahha (guraw jee)

haa..dak neh full name dye Suraya binti Suddin .. dak neh asal dr Sungakai, Perak .. kat uma ulak,dye manyak name panggilan ...antarenye ..

- batu api

-batu nerake

-besaot

-sugaya

hahahah..manyak kan..memg manyak..sbb dye manyak masalah...sosial yang berleluase...hahahahhaha...jap kuwo gan safuan.jp kuwo gan ahmad,jp kuwo gan wan...haaaa...huhuhu..akan tetapi ye...

dye neh shuke wat keje yg memg x bule nk bla...da sebati gan idop dye iaitu,,,maen poker!apeke giler la gak nye ..hahahahhaha... erm kowg nk tgk ke dak uh mane 1 ?

dak sengett ! 

hahahaa

erm cite ke 2 neh ulak berkenaan gan dak kelate name charm..opss,name penuh Nik Syamsuriani bt Nik Ibrahim .. dye neh un manyak gak name panggilan .. antarenye ,..

-charm

-sue

-mek cher

dye neh PA kepade suraya dalam urusan nerake ! hahahaha...mulot dye asek ckp mende baek2 je (tgn ke dade n mate ke atas) huhuhu...pangaii dye yg paling x bule bla pe ekk??erm shuke bele ternakan kot..kat uma nuh law buat kandang mesty da manyak haiwan yg di ternak nye ,seperti ..

-babi

-sial (ade ke haiwan name neh)

-anjing 

haaa..i2 lah dye ye kawan2..huhuhu..meyh!lets me show her pict ...

hantu nainai !

huhu

haa...yg neh ulak name kat pesbuk Mileya Adam .. ape yg adam un x tawu da..skandal kot..hahahha...erm dye neh cm ane ekk?susah ciket nk cite dak melakau neh...huhuhu...dye neh shuke dok dalam bilek..nta ape di buat nye x tawu la...hahahah...shuke teman sugaya tdow gak neh..huhu..

erm dye neh manyak aneh nye kot...dye shuke tukow name pkwe dye kat contact name dlm ncet..

dulu :::  cen0net ... ahhahah

skrunk :::   my mikus (lebeyh kurang awh) huhu

erm pangai dye yg paling x bule bla...perasan!!!hahahha...ade la 1 ary neh..aq ckp kat dye,ank no 2 neh memg shuke dgow masalah owg ciket...jenis pendengar setie la..memahami owg laen...biler dye dgow je statement aq nuh....dah sudah!!!keje nk perasan je...hahahahhaha...wiyah,amponn ye!!ngeh3...meyh3 aq tunjuk dak nye yg ane 1 ...hahahah

dak skula !

hoho

yg neh ulak..name, Ika ... hahahaha ... dye neh nta pape..walau pn dak kg sendiri an..tp kene cite gak kesengalan dye..huhuhu...perangai yg aneh n ajaib dye adelah ..

-g buang smpah kai baju je,x kai kaen..hahaha

-ajak owg karok kat uma (karok moden)

-shuke joget

-slalu msg walaupon...tottttt!!!(malas nk ckp,tkot terase) .. hahahhaa ..

erm pangaii dye yg paling x bule bla adalahhhh ... shuke overnight gan peah tp x ajak kte owg ..huuuu...sir tap hati manak ...

hahahahha..laen kali jgn wat ag taw..eh...lupe ulak...kawan2 memg hanye ntk tyme susah je (tgn ke dade n mate ke atas)

erm meyh cini aq tunjuk makcik yg bawak kte owg makan kat tomyam rm4.50 neh...hahhahaha

dak shuke gelek !

hikhik

erm seterusnye name dye zeff ! hahahh .. neh la pekerje berdedikasi Bintang Manjung ! hahahhaha..kan zeff kan?erm owg keje senin sampai jumaat je..2 un kadang2 ade yg halfday haram..dye ulak keje dari senin sampai ahad..x berenti...huhuhu..mengalah kan boss...ish3....

dye neh manyak jugak pangai pelik...shuke sgt dok mengomel sengsowg..paling x bule blah ble dye dok mengomel pasal x tawu nk pilih yg ane 1 ..

-asrull si jejake idaman

-acak si skandal kesayangan

-merong mahawangsa abg idaman

hahahah..aduhh!!ilang manyak aer dalam badam zeff law asek pk pasal 3 owg neh je..hahahah...tp jgn wisou ye kawan2..mmb kite neh x kan terputus bekalan aer kerane,dye memg manyak setok aer..hahahahahhah..wuuu ~ ~ ~

dye same nan aq..shuke layan lagu lame2...huhuhuhu...law g karok uh,memg bantai lagu2 lame je la...

-hakikat sebuah cinta

-tergamak kau

-di luar kemampuan ku

-kekasihku

huhuhuhu...tp besh ape...rock kapak neh slalu nye jiwang karat ..hahahhaa..erm so,,,neh la mahluk tuhan yg berbulu uh...hahahah

dak jiwang !

wkwkwkw~

ok3..amex perhatian shume..neh la peah!hahahahah..peah2..apeke...law nak tulis entry pasal ko mesty nk tergelak..hahhah..yg neh memg aneh...gelak cm kude!makan cm arnab (sbb shuke sgt lepak sate arnab)!mandi cm kambing..bwk moto cm superman..hahahahha...erm pangaii aneh dye adelah...erm..ape ekk??pangaii aneh dye shuke ajak kite owg jalan sampaii lebam...hahhaha..nta kemane2 sahaje la gak nye..ipoh,taiping,kuale kangsar,penang,aer terjun,sungkai...abesh shume nk di jelajah  nye..adiooyaii...naseb baek la kite owg neh baek2 belake (tgn ke dade,mate ke atas)..dye neh memg manyak geng..aneh2 je..

-geng dak2 kelas

-geng alek kampung

-geng rempit pergi mengokak

-geng skula (compass)

tp bia la dye..nk wat cm ane...janji dye bahagie gan pkwe kesayangan dye (AFY) akakaka...erm ape g ekk nk cite...haa...tp paling x bule bla law dye lapo...habesh segale yg ade depan mate di sapu nye...cm tikus...beze nye cume,tikius x gety menilai..dye naseb baek siket la sbb gety menilai mane 1 makanan n mane 1 bukan makanan..hahaha...erm meyh tgk owg nye....

dak gengster !

harharhar..

tang tang tang .. haaa...inilah saye ! hhahhaha...erm saye x tawu nk kumen ape pasal dye saye sendiri...erm ukeyh la cm neh...saye amex kesimpulan dr Amirul WafiQ tentang diri saye k..hoho...menurut beliaw,saye neh seorang manusie n awex yg .......

-manjee

-me ngadee

-shuke jerit2 (hahah..ciwott)

-kwat tdow n kuat mamai

-kdg2 matang,kdg cm dak kecik

-suke buli owg laen

-maniss jee (ibu wafiQ yg ckp) hahaha

erm so...kowg kene akur lah ye gan pendapat yg telah diberikan..ahahhahah..erm ag ape ekk..owh ye..kenape sy slalu di buli ntk masakdi rumah...?hahahhahaha...erm x tawu lah law nk tules pasal diri sendiri neh...yg sememang nye,sy adelah lebeyh chumell brbanding pmpuan giler uh!!hahahahha

inilah sy....

dak sweet !

oh yeah !

tapi..walau cam ane pon...kite owg ade 1 persamaan...persamaan uh akan di ceritekan dalam kokak kan akan dtg ye...huuhu...

hint bg coretan akan dtg adelah bertajukkan ..

~  saLLy reMoZ ~

warkah buatmu

assalamualaikum..
sayangku ..
patot kah ade dye antare kite ?
mane janji2 awk ?
setiap kali ade perselisihan faham antare kite,awk g kat dye ..
kenape??
awk nk dye tahu yg saye neh zalim terhadap awk?
sy anaiye awk?
dye lebeyh baek dr sy ?
ape sebenanye shume neh?




saye x tawu nk ckp pe ag ..
sy x sangke awk akan wat cm neh  (carix dye tyme awk sedeyh dgn sy )
sy x pernah carix mane2 lelaki tyme in relation gan awk..
walau besow mane un kesalahan n kesedihan yg awk bg kat sy ..


awk egat sy bahagie ke hidop dgn awk??
awk mungkin x tawu haty sy..
hmm...
sy cube terime awk..
tp kadang2 awk shuke marah2 sy ,..
sy x tawu kenape..


dulu,awk bagi harapan kat sy ..
awk pujuk sy tyme ex sy marah sy ..
awk eppy kan sy tyme ex sy wat sy sedeyh ..
awk sentiase ade ntk sy ..
tp 2 dulu...


skrunk,sy tawu awk syg kn sy..
tp.....
hmm...
nta laaa...
tp..
kenape dye nk rampas awk dr sy?
memg sy manyak wat awk susah..
tp...
law awk slalu ngadu kat dye ttg masalah kite..
x mustahil 1 ary t sy akan cemburu ..
n sy akan wat hal lebeyh besow..
then awk un...
awk akn tgl kn sy ...


tolong la sayang..
law nk hibingan neh berjalan baek,
jgn la ade sape2 antare kite ..
walaupon hnye ntk luah masalah..
awk ciap nangesh2 ag kat dye ..
tp kat sy????


hmm..
sy betol2 sedeyh...
x tawu nk wat pe...
terpulang la kat awk..
shume jalan neh awk yg pilih..
same ade dye ataw sy ...
sy redo dgn ape pon...
yg penting.jujur la dgn ape yg awk lakukan even mende uh pahit ntk sy terime sbgai kenyataan...

~ insan yg mencintaimu..

two is better than one

I remember what you wore on our first day
You came into my life
And I thought hey
You know this could be something
‘Cause everything you do and words you say
You know that it all takes my breath away
And now I’m left with nothing

So maybe it’s true, that I can’t live without you
And maybe two is better than one
But there’s so much time, to figure out the best in my life
And you’ve already got me coming undone
And I’m thinking two, is better than one

I remember every look upon your face,
The way you roll your eyes, the way you taste
You make it hard for breathing
‘Cause when I close my eyes and drift away
I think of you and everything’s okay
And finally now, believing

And maybe it’s true, that I can’t live without you
Well maybe two is better than one
But there’s so much time, to figure out the best in my life
And you’ve already got me coming undone
And I’m thinking two, is better than one

Yeah, yeah

I remember what you wore on our first day
You came into my life
And I thought hey

Maybe it’s true, that I can’t live without you
Maybe two is better than one
But there’s so much time, to figure out the best in my life
And you’ve already got me coming undone
And I’m thinking

Oooh I can’t live without you
‘Cause baby two is better than one
There’s so much time, to figure out the best in my life
And I’ve figured out with all that’s said and done
Two, is better than one

Two is better than one.